dogshame:

Attacked a kitty and the kitty shanked me in my eye. Now I’m on 5 meds and I think it’s funny!

dogshame:

Attacked a kitty and the kitty shanked me in my eye. Now I’m on 5 meds and I think it’s funny!

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cosmo sex tip 434

jokerisms:

when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his

THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

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bunnywith:

I WANT A MINIATURE DISPLAY TENT FOR MY CAT

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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