My seat for motley crue at the Hollywood Bowl are pretty fucking awesome! !!!!  #hollywoodbowl #motleycrue # Alice Cooper #thefinaltour

My seat for motley crue at the Hollywood Bowl are pretty fucking awesome! !!!! #hollywoodbowl #motleycrue # Alice Cooper #thefinaltour

#tbt to when I used to #putdowntheduckie and #playthesaxaphone 

#sesamestreet #ernie #80swereawesome #googleputdowntheduckie #80skid

#tbt to when I used to #putdowntheduckie and #playthesaxaphone

#sesamestreet #ernie #80swereawesome #googleputdowntheduckie #80skid

c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

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ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

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cnnbreaking:

the most accurate picture of the retail industry 

(Source: spongy-moments)

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sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

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sarcasm-addict:

mikasa-es-tu-kasa:

spatial-supernova:

consulting-timelordsinthe-impala:

gjthepsionic:

vaultdwellerofficial:

tesla-knott:

pinnochiosvices-calstrider:

joanegbert:

weinerman-tested:

harryfloorcorn:

HOW WILL I DIE?

FELLATED BY MY FAILURES

Stabbed by Juggalos

skinned alive by hugs….

fucked by hugs

Tortured by Juggalos

fellated by living? what

crushed by family…
well

buried alive by the world we live in…..
wow thats some deep shit right there

Tortured by My existenceAlrighty then

run over by lifeok then

Suffocated by life.Sounds right.

sarcasm-addict:

mikasa-es-tu-kasa:

spatial-supernova:

consulting-timelordsinthe-impala:

gjthepsionic:

vaultdwellerofficial:

tesla-knott:

pinnochiosvices-calstrider:

joanegbert:

weinerman-tested:

harryfloorcorn:

HOW WILL I DIE?

FELLATED BY MY FAILURES

Stabbed by Juggalos

skinned alive by hugs….

fucked by hugs

Tortured by Juggalos

fellated by living? what

crushed by family…

well

buried alive by the world we live in…..

wow thats some deep shit right there

Tortured by My existence
Alrighty then

run over by life
ok then

Suffocated by life.
Sounds right.

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spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
DONT PANIC
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

DONT PANIC

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

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